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the clinton global initial testify. seems like they're on good terms, although at the end of the call it did get a little awkward when clinton asked for selena gomez's phone number. >>> and as you're aware, congress is doing a good job, on track to be the least productive congress in modern history. not only have they blown deadlines for every major legislation, but they have only passed 16 laws this year, the whole year. and two of them were originally supposed to be one. it was really supposed to be 15, one was to put a baseball player on a commemorative coin. so they're folk issing -- focusing on the important stuff. most of what i know about congress and how a bill becomes a law i know from the old school house rock cartoons. but they're like 40 years old. we made a new one to help teach this generation of young people how congress works. well, enjoy. >> hey, dad? >> yes, son? >> it seems like there are so many big problems in the world. how is our government working to solve them? >> well, son, it is a bit complica
the clinton global initial testify. seems like they're on good terms, although at the end of the call it did get a little awkward when clinton asked for selena gomez's phone number. >>> and as you're aware, congress is doing a good job, on track to be the least productive congress in modern history. not only have they blown deadlines for every major legislation, but they have only passed 16 laws this year, the whole year. and two of them were originally supposed to be one. it was...
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>> bill clinton. >> do you think the ceiling fans should be allowed to oscillate? >> i think -- i think we need to consider maybe not having one. maybe, maybe, like another solution. >> man putting it on a low setting? >> something. something that -- >> because it shakes around so much when it is high, you know? which do you prefer sequester or furlough?
>> bill clinton. >> do you think the ceiling fans should be allowed to oscillate? >> i think -- i think we need to consider maybe not having one. maybe, maybe, like another solution. >> man putting it on a low setting? >> something. something that -- >> because it shakes around so much when it is high, you know? which do you prefer sequester or furlough?
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jennifer lawrence was presenting the advocate of change award to former president clinton and ran into trouble with his name. >> we are happy to present the advocate for change award to president glib -- bill clinton. >> he wasn't listening to a word you were saying. >> jimmy: usually it is him that gets the name of the girl wrong. in a way it's refreshing. >>> hey, you know, starting a new job can be a difficult thing. but this was an especially bad first day of work. this comes from the local nbc affiliate. yesterday it was a.j.'s first day on the air. and unfortunately things went bad starting about one second into the broadcast. >> your news leader in high-definition. >> [ bleep ]. >> i'm -- >> you may have seen -- a.j. on -- nbc north dakota news and he will be joining the weekend news team as my coan core. >> i graduates from west virginia university and i'm used to being from the east coast. >> welcome aboard, a.j. >> a fatal atv crash -- >> and by the way, a.j. was fired today. he is a gifted broadcaster. >>> congratulations are in order for kim kardashian and kris humphries. t
jennifer lawrence was presenting the advocate of change award to former president clinton and ran into trouble with his name. >> we are happy to present the advocate for change award to president glib -- bill clinton. >> he wasn't listening to a word you were saying. >> jimmy: usually it is him that gets the name of the girl wrong. in a way it's refreshing. >>> hey, you know, starting a new job can be a difficult thing. but this was an especially bad first day of...
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>>estÁ bien, voy a pensar en tu propuesta, clinton. >>espero por ti, piÉnsalo. >>bueno, ¿quiÉn es eprÓximo? >>la verdad es que es agotador andar en autobÚs de aquÍ para allÁ, y hoy que tÚ no tenÍ carro le podÍamos haber dicho a alguien que nos trajera. >>no es tan terrible ir en bus, vane. >>¡ay, sÍ! porque es tu primera vez andando en bus. como ustedes, los ricos, patty... >>¡quÉ agradable sorpresa! patricia: hola, simÓn, ¿cÓmo estÁs? [beso] ¿papÁ esta en la cocina? >>no. saliÓ a hacer unas diligencias aprovechando que el restaurante esta cerrado por la tarde. >>¡claro, es verdad! debÍ haberlo llamado antes. >>bueno, pero ya q eÁs aquÍ, ¿por quÉ no me acoaÑas a la cocina y te preparo algo? >>¡ay, sÍ, yo tengo un hambre! tty: ¡ay, boba! claro, la invitaciÓn es para las do ¿verdad, simÓn? >>por supuesto. [risas] por favor, adelante. patty: gracias >>¡ah, desviado! [marca números en el celular] celeste... ¿cÓmo estÁ el movimiento en tu local? >>¡ay, no vas a creerlo, manuel, pero estÁ totalmente lleno! tuve que dar a la much
>>estÁ bien, voy a pensar en tu propuesta, clinton. >>espero por ti, piÉnsalo. >>bueno, ¿quiÉn es eprÓximo? >>la verdad es que es agotador andar en autobÚs de aquÍ para allÁ, y hoy que tÚ no tenÍ carro le podÍamos haber dicho a alguien que nos trajera. >>no es tan terrible ir en bus, vane. >>¡ay, sÍ! porque es tu primera vez andando en bus. como ustedes, los ricos, patty... >>¡quÉ agradable sorpresa! patricia: hola, simÓn, ¿cÓmo...
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sabes quÉ, clinton estÁ preocupado. >>> nada de eso migran doto. si clinton estuviera preocupado, estoy segura que te lo dirÍa de frente. >>> es verdad, pero amÉrica es el campeÓn y vamos a quedar campeones otra vez tÓmala. >>> por supuesto, y... si estas volviendo a ser mi campeÓn tenemos que celebrar. >>> ay ! comenzara mi partido. ay ! mis aguilitas. mi... >>> de este modo que te gusta tabts. el entrenamiento acabÓ. y es la hora de la verdad. >>> vamos rÁpido, antes que empiece. dale. >>> esta mam quiere pasiÓn. que voy a hacer con mis Águilas. ya sÉ, ya se, me voy a hacer el jetÓn y no pasarÁ nada. >>> grandote. >>> ay ! ay ! mi amor. nunca habÍa sido tan intenso. ya, quÍtate de encima. mis Águilas. >>> te dejÓ muerta. >>> me mordiÓ el oÍdo . >>> dime algo mÁximo. mÁximo. maximo. ¿que pasa contigo? mÁximo por favor no hagas esto. no me hagas esto, despierta. mÁximo, maximo, mÁximo. no me hagas esto, por dios, despierta. mÁximo, maximo. despierta. mÁximo. despierta >>> tomala ahÍ. (aplausos). >>> buenÍsimo. >>> prÓxi
sabes quÉ, clinton estÁ preocupado. >>> nada de eso migran doto. si clinton estuviera preocupado, estoy segura que te lo dirÍa de frente. >>> es verdad, pero amÉrica es el campeÓn y vamos a quedar campeones otra vez tÓmala. >>> por supuesto, y... si estas volviendo a ser mi campeÓn tenemos que celebrar. >>> ay ! comenzara mi partido. ay ! mis aguilitas. mi... >>> de este modo que te gusta tabts. el entrenamiento acabÓ. y es la hora de la...
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ha-ha. >> we tried to get president clinton. it didn't happen. >> jimmy: he said no. >> we tried to get obama. but apparently that, memo was actually in the white house, circulating, and people were making this, there were conversations like this, should we give it to him? i don't know. should we give it to him? maybe after lunch. he seems like he is in a good mood today. let's go in. not a good mood. don't go in. never got handed to him. >> jimmy: it worked out fine. fine without the president. first of all this album cover is, this must have cost extra. that is pretty great. >> this mustache wreaks by the way. >> jimmy: i want to add when i watched the movie i felt as if you had taken my ipod and made it into the sound track. christopher cross happens to be one of my favorites. and you have something very, very, well, ron has something very special for us tonight. >> is that why? i saw him wandering around in the hallway. i'm look what are you doing, go home. he was look you know me i didn't have a home. i live in a storage co
ha-ha. >> we tried to get president clinton. it didn't happen. >> jimmy: he said no. >> we tried to get obama. but apparently that, memo was actually in the white house, circulating, and people were making this, there were conversations like this, should we give it to him? i don't know. should we give it to him? maybe after lunch. he seems like he is in a good mood today. let's go in. not a good mood. don't go in. never got handed to him. >> jimmy: it worked out fine....
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phone number. >> pretty impressive. >> jimmy: but i will say even more impressive that bill clinton has your phone number. >> very, very true. [ cheers and applause ] >> so true -- >> jimmy: do you text him ever? >> i don't text him. >> jimmy: send any emoticons his way? >> i went to an initiative in the past, and he came up to me and said he was a fan of my work and has seen all of my movies. and then he started to prove all of the movies that he saw. and i was just blown away. >> jimmy: and then he said hey, let's trade phone numbers. >> i'm in harlem, if you ever have a problem, call me -- >> jimmy: really? you wrote on your facebook page that you have a story about nelson mandela. and you said you wanted to tell that story at some point. >> how many years ago did i write that? >> jimmy: i have no idea, i have no idea. but i want to hear what the story is, especially now, with nelson mandela, who is very sick and all. >> can we just do a small prayer for nelson mandela. can we just have two seconds of silence for nelson mandela. >> jimmy: we've never had that. >> and you, too, ji
phone number. >> pretty impressive. >> jimmy: but i will say even more impressive that bill clinton has your phone number. >> very, very true. [ cheers and applause ] >> so true -- >> jimmy: do you text him ever? >> i don't text him. >> jimmy: send any emoticons his way? >> i went to an initiative in the past, and he came up to me and said he was a fan of my work and has seen all of my movies. and then he started to prove all of the movies that he...
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really, clinton has this extraordinary ability to connect with people. and i think obama does, too. stop it, jimmy. he has the ability to talk to a thousand people and make you feel like he is talking just to you. and he has great heart. and both of them are brilliant men and yet are very down to earth, i think. and i wanted fitz to have that quality. so i kind of studied them. they're both brilliant speakers. >> jimmy: do you know if the president watches the show? >> i don't know if the president does, you know, if he had his priorities straight, he would. but i'm told -- you know, i talked to a number of first lady staffers that said she really loves the show. and valerie jarrett says she is obsessed with the show. and everyone in the white house watches it. let's just say the -- >> jimmy: you don't think the first lady would love a show about an adulterous president. well, that sounds like a fun thing. it must be very strange to go and have these people know you or know your work, at least. >> here is what is really weird. being at the white house co
really, clinton has this extraordinary ability to connect with people. and i think obama does, too. stop it, jimmy. he has the ability to talk to a thousand people and make you feel like he is talking just to you. and he has great heart. and both of them are brilliant men and yet are very down to earth, i think. and i wanted fitz to have that quality. so i kind of studied them. they're both brilliant speakers. >> jimmy: do you know if the president watches the show? >> i don't know...
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is president clinton checking her out? and the answer is yes. dirty little wack-a-mole you. this is kind of funny, too. watch beyonce here as she makes her way to the stage. she gives a kiss to the first lady, and then she continues. she gives a kiss to the president. and then joe biden -- right by him. sorry, uncle joe. beyonce sang the national anthem, and she sounded great, but it turns out she was lip-synching. a spokesman for the united states marine band confirmed today beyonce was singing over a track she had previously recorded. usually it's pretty easy to tell, but this time i think it looked very real. the key is to make sure you have a microphone with a big fuzzy -- you have that big piece of foam on the end, you can put it in front of your mouth, you can pretend to be singing any time. we took the video of beyonce's performance yesterday, we replaced her with another singer. this is her voice coming from an entirely different person, and see if you can even tell. ♪ o say can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last glea
is president clinton checking her out? and the answer is yes. dirty little wack-a-mole you. this is kind of funny, too. watch beyonce here as she makes her way to the stage. she gives a kiss to the first lady, and then she continues. she gives a kiss to the president. and then joe biden -- right by him. sorry, uncle joe. beyonce sang the national anthem, and she sounded great, but it turns out she was lip-synching. a spokesman for the united states marine band confirmed today beyonce was...
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are they sending president clinton or carter to get me? who? the guy with the pierced nipples, the basketball player? wouldn't it be something if it worked? how many can say they were saved from a north korean prison camp from dennis rodman? three, four. tops, eight. why do i feel this somehow ends with michael jordan being forced to fly to pyongyang to sign the "space jam" poster hanging over kim jong-un's bed to prevent nuclear armageddon. he did save us one in "space jam." in tulsa, a gentleman was driving home from a wedding when his car got stuck on some train tracks. he called aaa but because of where the car was, they had to send a police. when the officers got there, they arrested him on suspicion of dui and this is the mug shot he took. the years have not been kind to justin guarini. it's the world's funniest mug shot and the creepiest okay cupid profile picture. that is a winning smile. that would be good for anyone who gets arrested. for instance, mel gibson. could have turned everything around right there. lindsay lohan? hello, offi
are they sending president clinton or carter to get me? who? the guy with the pierced nipples, the basketball player? wouldn't it be something if it worked? how many can say they were saved from a north korean prison camp from dennis rodman? three, four. tops, eight. why do i feel this somehow ends with michael jordan being forced to fly to pyongyang to sign the "space jam" poster hanging over kim jong-un's bed to prevent nuclear armageddon. he did save us one in "space...
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. >> i think hillary clinton is ultimately the more [ bleep ] democratic nominee. >> let's hope our fellow americans get covered. let's give every [ bleep ] american a chance. >> i have had [ bleep ] jobs. >> coming up, some amazing footage of a thinning ice [ bleep ] but first check on our forecast. >> i can't tell you the feeling i have [ bleep ] [ bleep ] here again. so many familiar [ bleep ]. >> you are a different kind of [ bleep ]. you were able to bring your [ bleep ] along. >> either stiff [ bleep ] or purple [ bleep ]. that's a medical emergency. >> folks you never want to be [ bleep ] your doctors. >> it's used at a [ bleep ]. >> not when you've had as much practice as i've had. >> hey. what's wrong with the cat? >> that's strange. he's never done that before. [ cheers and applause ] >> we will take a break. when we come back, when we come back, i'm going to hook some children up to a fake lie detector. that's always fun, plus, jason schwarztman and guillermo diaz from "scandal" so stay with us. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] you're saying i can get at&t's netwo
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clinton: brindemos por el nuevo empresario. [chocalas copas] >>por el futuro. [♪] >>un negocio mÁs que se cierra en u mesa del "gourmet palmer" >>y graciaa ti nuestro restaurante es uno de los lugares mÁs escogidos para grandes actecimientos. >>gracias. ¡quÉ bue! >>¿todo bien? >>sÍ, si, todo bien... >>¿seguro? perdona que insista, pe si tienes algÚn problema... ¿te puedo ayudar en algo? >>¡no! no, no... todo bien, amigo. todo bien... [palmada [♪] grisel: menos mal que llegamos a tiempo. [besos] >>griselda, no me iba a ir sin despedirme de ustedes. kike: a mÍ no me gustan las despedidas, asÍ que yo voa ir llevando las maletas al carro. kikitoyo tamÉn. patricia: ¡gracias! [♪] >>y aquÍ va la tortuga human ¿ puedes ir mÁs rapido? >>espÉrate, voy al lÍmite de velocidad. ¿quieres que la policÍa nopare? asi nunca llegarÁs a ver a patricia. ¡relax, amigo! [♪] >>no, ni notros ¡jamÁs hubiÉramos permitido que mi adorada patricia tiera una imÍnese: ¡irse sin despedirse! ¡ay, me saliÓ un versito sin muc
clinton: brindemos por el nuevo empresario. [chocalas copas] >>por el futuro. [♪] >>un negocio mÁs que se cierra en u mesa del "gourmet palmer" >>y graciaa ti nuestro restaurante es uno de los lugares mÁs escogidos para grandes actecimientos. >>gracias. ¡quÉ bue! >>¿todo bien? >>sÍ, si, todo bien... >>¿seguro? perdona que insista, pe si tienes algÚn problema... ¿te puedo ayudar en algo? >>¡no! no, no... todo bien, amigo. todo...
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>> bill clinton. >> do you think the ceiling fans should be allowed to oscillate? >> i think -- i think we need to consider maybe not having one. maybe, maybe, like another solution. >> man putting it on a low setting? >> something. something that -- >> because it shakes around so much when it is high, you know? which do you prefer sequester or furlough? >> furlough. >> how come? >> well, i'm sorry, i don't exactly understand what you are asking. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we will take a break. when we come back, i am going to sit down with a panel of children to talk abut this government shutdown. plus, danny mcbride, chiwetel ejiofor, and music from arctic monkeys. so come on back. ♪ [ male announcer ] this is not a hotel. it's an idea that travel should be brilliant. the promise of spaces as expansive as your imagination. this is not business as usual, it's a new take on taking a meeting. a new way to inspire, create, and yes, dream. because it's not only about where you're staying, it's about where you're going. marriott, travel brilliantly. it(music p
>> bill clinton. >> do you think the ceiling fans should be allowed to oscillate? >> i think -- i think we need to consider maybe not having one. maybe, maybe, like another solution. >> man putting it on a low setting? >> something. something that -- >> because it shakes around so much when it is high, you know? which do you prefer sequester or furlough? >> furlough. >> how come? >> well, i'm sorry, i don't exactly understand what you are...
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>> are we going the bill clinton route or --? i probably made love to my hand for the first time when i was 11. >> that's very sweet. and you're still together. >> we see other people as well. the eternal threesome. my mother has since moved on. >> she's in someone else's drawers. she found herself a really nice man. she got married six months ago. >> oh, wow, your mom got married. did you have to throw her a wedding? >> a wedding was thrown in the back garden. was not thrown for far. just landed in the back garden. >> that's nice. >> they met a little over a year ago. and they lived in sin for about six months. i met him and vetted him and asked what his intentions were and what his future looked like. >> how old of a man is he? >> 74. he's got a future mostly planned. >> and he answered all your questions? >> he did. he's a wonderful man and she's very happy. he dropped her back off on time every time i put a curfew on. a 5:30 in bed at her metamucil. and i vetted all of this material with my mother earlier. just so everyone kn
>> are we going the bill clinton route or --? i probably made love to my hand for the first time when i was 11. >> that's very sweet. and you're still together. >> we see other people as well. the eternal threesome. my mother has since moved on. >> she's in someone else's drawers. she found herself a really nice man. she got married six months ago. >> oh, wow, your mom got married. did you have to throw her a wedding? >> a wedding was thrown in the back...
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abuzz about last night's "60 minutes" where they saw president obama and secretary of state hillary clinton [ bleep ]. >> we're going to [ bleep ] each other hard. >> all i'm thinking is i want to [ bleep ] this gimpl. >> she was a hit at the golden globes and now amy poehler has [ bleep ]. >> it's so [ bleep ] slow. >> people don't need any heart figuring out winter will be with them a little bit longer. they can feel it on their [ bleep ] faces. >> welcome to the world of something. >> no more [ bleep ] around, i got to get back to work. >> i've come to believe that most [ bleep ] don't believe they're [ bleep ] in the beginning. >> it's called [ bleep ]. >> you use all this anger that you have got and you [ bleep ] yourself. >> name a place on your body you wouldn't want a doctor to stick his [ bleep ]. adam? >> in your butt. >> in your butt! >> jimmy: we have a nice show for you tonight. katie couric is here. we have music from tegan and sara. and we'll be right back with oscar nominee jennifer lawrence. stick around. possible applebees are full of flavor and under 550 calories each? i'
abuzz about last night's "60 minutes" where they saw president obama and secretary of state hillary clinton [ bleep ]. >> we're going to [ bleep ] each other hard. >> all i'm thinking is i want to [ bleep ] this gimpl. >> she was a hit at the golden globes and now amy poehler has [ bleep ]. >> it's so [ bleep ] slow. >> people don't need any heart figuring out winter will be with them a little bit longer. they can feel it on their [ bleep ] faces....
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i saw a -- i saw a youtube clinton that could be the most perfect 30 seconds in the history of the internet. it has everything, a baby taking her first steps, it has a puppy, and well, enjoy. [ laughter ] yay! present squealing ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> actually a pretty good metaphor for life. when we come back, we'll break down tonight's episode of the bachelor. i have a couple of great clims from the bachelor. we'll talk. [ doctor ] feeling shame and embarrassment from your sudden loss of video game dexterity? slim jim can help. slim jims are packed full of important bro-lectrolytes gamers need. and they also come with a code that unlocks in-game content from the latest ea games like "dead space 3." every code wins! [ click ] [ male announcer ] grab a slim jim. enter the code and get in-game content from the latest ea games. enter the code and get in-game content so we put the power to keep more of it in the palm of your hand. just take a picture of your w-2. we'll automatically import your information. and help you get back the refund you deserve. learn more at turbotax
i saw a -- i saw a youtube clinton that could be the most perfect 30 seconds in the history of the internet. it has everything, a baby taking her first steps, it has a puppy, and well, enjoy. [ laughter ] yay! present squealing ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> actually a pretty good metaphor for life. when we come back, we'll break down tonight's episode of the bachelor. i have a couple of great clims from the bachelor. we'll talk. [ doctor ] feeling shame and embarrassment from...
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so i guess until the sequester is over, you will just have to imagine all the places where president clinton had sex. [ laughter ] lawmakers -- too soon or too late? too late? [ laughter ] in hawaii, they just passed something in hawaii called the steven tyler act. the steven tyler act is a sweeping piece of legislation that says you must wear a scarf from chicos at all time. [ laughter ] actually, it's designed to protect celebrities from paparazzi by making it illegal to take unwanted pictures or video of them in private to sell for profit. no offense, but isn't every photo of steven tyler an unwanted photo? the bill is named after steven because he and his girlfriend were secretly photographed while they were on vacation in maui last year. but doesn't the steven tyler act sound like something we would create to protect ourselves from steven tyler? [ laughter ] one day those dream catcher earrings he wears are going to put somebody's eye out. at the vatican this week, the world's cardinals are meeting to prepare for the conclave that will choose the new pope. they say we could have a new p
so i guess until the sequester is over, you will just have to imagine all the places where president clinton had sex. [ laughter ] lawmakers -- too soon or too late? too late? [ laughter ] in hawaii, they just passed something in hawaii called the steven tyler act. the steven tyler act is a sweeping piece of legislation that says you must wear a scarf from chicos at all time. [ laughter ] actually, it's designed to protect celebrities from paparazzi by making it illegal to take unwanted...
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nixon, ford, carter, reagan, bush, clinton, bush, obama. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's why you're fantastic. thanks very much for coming. watch "studio 42" and bob costas. and costas tonight returns to nbc sports in may. we'll be right back with music from gary allan. >> jimmy: this is their cd. it's called "set you free." here's the song "pieces" gary allan! ♪ ♪ i've been broken torn and scattered i've loved holy i've loved sin i was rolling on the wind it didn't matter i was so ♪ ♪ sure of who i didn't want to be every smile and every fear every laugh and every tear ♪ ♪ it was all me it was all me pieces of my heart pieces of my soul pieces that i'm gonna be i don't even know ♪ ♪ i gave a lot to lovers gave a lot to friends everything i took from them made me who i am pieces we've all ♪ ♪ been lied to we've all been liars nothing's perfect in this world everybody's been burned ♪ ♪ by the fire guess i'm learning that what breaks you makes you grow but i'm not hiding where ♪ ♪ i've been gonna let the light shine in what i don't need gonna let that let that let th
nixon, ford, carter, reagan, bush, clinton, bush, obama. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's why you're fantastic. thanks very much for coming. watch "studio 42" and bob costas. and costas tonight returns to nbc sports in may. we'll be right back with music from gary allan. >> jimmy: this is their cd. it's called "set you free." here's the song "pieces" gary allan! ♪ ♪ i've been broken torn and scattered i've loved holy i've loved sin i was rolling on the...
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stop by the hooter's and have some wings. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you one thing -- bill clinton wouldn't have gotten that at all. most kids had the day off from school today. i wonder if they know why -- how much do kids really know about president's day. i guess they know the cherry tree, the top hat, and the beard, maybe wooden teeth. but that's it. so, today i asked my cousin mickey to venture out on to hollywood boulevard to ask some of the kids running free out there to tell us what they know about president's -- before i show this, i want you to know that there is no one acting involved here on my cousin mickey's part. you may think she is pretending she doesn't know the stuff she is hearing, i promise you every bit of this is real. >> hi, i am cousin mickey. today is president's day. i will talk to kids to find out what that means. do you know who the president is right now? >> george washington. >> oh. >> i know a fact about him. he chopped down a cherry tree. and he admitted tight his father. >> he admitted it? why did he chop it down? >> um, i don't know. i mean he was
stop by the hooter's and have some wings. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you one thing -- bill clinton wouldn't have gotten that at all. most kids had the day off from school today. i wonder if they know why -- how much do kids really know about president's day. i guess they know the cherry tree, the top hat, and the beard, maybe wooden teeth. but that's it. so, today i asked my cousin mickey to venture out on to hollywood boulevard to ask some of the kids running free out there to tell us what...
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stop by the hooters and have some wings. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you one thing -- bill clinton wouldn't have gotten that at all. valentine's day was last week and we commemorated that by issuing a popular youtube challenge, i asked viewers to give their wife or girlfriend something she would hate as a gift, videotape her opening the gift and upload it to youtube with the title, "hey jimmy kimmel i gave my girlfriend a terrible thing for valentine's day." we got some disturbing submissions, i'll let you be the judge of which are which. enjoy. >> this is the box. that i bought her wedding ring in. my wife hates lizards. i splurged. >> you really got me something from tiffany's? >> hold the box up. >> i think, did you really? >> ah! >> i would like you to have this. happy valentine's day. >> i can't think of what you are talking about. >> oh, my god! >> happy valentine's. >> that's terrible. >> hey, jimmy, i made a ring out of a kidney stone that i passed. >> kidney stone. oh. oh. ew. that better not be my promise ring you stuck that on. is it? >> maybe. >> honey. >> you don't lik
stop by the hooters and have some wings. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you one thing -- bill clinton wouldn't have gotten that at all. valentine's day was last week and we commemorated that by issuing a popular youtube challenge, i asked viewers to give their wife or girlfriend something she would hate as a gift, videotape her opening the gift and upload it to youtube with the title, "hey jimmy kimmel i gave my girlfriend a terrible thing for valentine's day." we got some disturbing...
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watch naruto these girls are pretty fast, no kissing ♪ ♪ still can magic johnson if you only get some clinton music is a dream, no pinching or its back to working ♪ ♪ here with no pension was sup now hey lil' diddy was sup now ♪ ♪ hey, was sup now lil' diddy was sup now, yeah a million fans ♪ ♪ and living in my home but i'm making me a million and i'm paying what i owe was sup now ♪ ♪ hey lil' diddy was sup now hey was, sup now lil' diddy ♪ ♪ was sup now, yeah a million fans and living in my home but i'm making me a million ♪ ♪ and i'm paying what i owe what's up now i'm a color not another black rob ♪ ♪ stack oprahs till they turn to steve jobs got to make a million to make a difference ♪ ♪ hate if you want long as you listen flow colder than convenient store ♪ ♪ refreshments head of my class or i'm beating on a freshmen i used money ♪ ♪ but i am not the next man attracted to this metal like i'm trying to kill an x-man ♪ ♪ emo lyrics are feeding off depression cause by the last decade of recession ♪ ♪ school loans are starting being a bitch so
watch naruto these girls are pretty fast, no kissing ♪ ♪ still can magic johnson if you only get some clinton music is a dream, no pinching or its back to working ♪ ♪ here with no pension was sup now hey lil' diddy was sup now ♪ ♪ hey, was sup now lil' diddy was sup now, yeah a million fans ♪ ♪ and living in my home but i'm making me a million and i'm paying what i owe was sup now ♪ ♪ hey lil' diddy was sup now hey was, sup now lil' diddy ♪ ♪ was sup now, yeah a million...
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barbara's list this year included secretary of state hillary clinton, olympic gold medal winning gymnast gabby douglas, ben affleck, seth macfarlane, one direction, the author of "fifty shades of grey", new jersey governor chris christie, and honey boo boo. for real. although it was fun to see barbara eat cheese balls off the floor with her. i think the best question of the night came during barbara's interview with chris christie. she did not ignore the elephant in the room. >> okay, governor, i feel very uncomfortable asking this question when i'm sitting opposite you. you are a little overweight. >> more than a little. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> why? [ laughter ] >> why do you think? because i exercise too much. because i can't get off my treadmill. and then he belly bumped her out of the room. these barbara walters specials are very popular. they become kind of a tv institution. but obviously, barbara's eventually going to have to pass the torch. tonight another beloved broadcaster took the step in that direction with a new special full of all-new levels of fascination. >> hi. i'm guillerm
barbara's list this year included secretary of state hillary clinton, olympic gold medal winning gymnast gabby douglas, ben affleck, seth macfarlane, one direction, the author of "fifty shades of grey", new jersey governor chris christie, and honey boo boo. for real. although it was fun to see barbara eat cheese balls off the floor with her. i think the best question of the night came during barbara's interview with chris christie. she did not ignore the elephant in the room. >>...